Well, I received a second small manila envelope today. This time there is no mysterious metal briefcase attached but the return address is labeled Armacham Technology Corporation and it’s stamped “Level II Classification.” Obviously this is an invite to the “Fear Lab’ that Mr. or Mrs. ‘R’ warned me about last week.
Inside is a letter from A.T. Harmon, the C.O.O of Gaming and Simulation Division of Armacham. The letter opens with ‘Dear Candidate:” and continues with a request for my attendance in an upcoming “Fear Lab’ at an undisclosed location. Also in the envelope is an eight-page in-depth dossier and a press release from the Psycho-Kenitic Genetic’s division. The dossier concerns the Psychotronic Amplified Neuro-Inductive Cognition project (P.A.N.I.C., very cute). In it, I’m instructed go over all this information to determine my “Psi” abilities or lack thereof, and then fill out the attached questionnaire.
Now the question looms. Do I follow up on this pamphlet or do I heed the warning words of ‘R’ and await the code that will open up the metal briefcase?
Thoughts?
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open it already, it’s just a bit of viral marketing is all.
That letter is obviously Groovespook’s handwriting.
What a life the ole Dave3 lives. Especially having to deal with the Magnificent Master Beef every now and then.
Enjoy the chase, Mr. Dave. There are treacherous consequences at every turn.
These things were all over Wizard World Texas in November. There were guys in black army-looking suits that were walking around the convention center with an audio player and headphones. They’d slap headphones on people, fill out the forms in that little folder, then make you sign a release after taking your picture. No real explanation followed.