Just in time for Halloween comes the Vampire-inspired Fleshlight — a variant version of the original strange-as-hell sex toy “the Fleshlight” — called the Succu Dry.
If you are unfamiliar with this device, it essentially looks like a flashlight that you insert your…and then the glitter comes…well you get the point.
The folks at Gizmodo discovered this little gem and offer a few more pictures on their site.
Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!
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Yikes.
This is filled with so much win.
Ooohhhh jeeeez.
I have so much to say…but am speechless
i…. it’s…… wow…. wait…. what the…….??????
This thing sucks.
lol.
Human beings are a creepy bunch!
Bwhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
The fleshlight is already kinda disturbing (I mean, it’s insanely popular for what it is) but there’s no way in HELL I’m sticking my dick between a pair of vampire fangs. Ouch!!!!!