One of the big draws to tonight’s 82nd Academy Awards ceremony was the fact that a brand new trailer for Jon Favreau‘s mega-sequel, Iron Man 2, would be debuting after the broadcast on Jimmy Kimmel Live‘s annual Oscar special.
The promised Iron Man 2 trailer did indeed debut, introduced by Tony stark himself, Robert Downey Jr., and heads exploded. Instead of cutting a trailer that mostly consists of stuff we’ve seen, they gave us a whole lot of new goodies. In this second trailer you’ll see Whiplash meeting Justin Hammer for the first time, Black Widow in action, a new line of military suits, more of the epic battle that sees Iron Man and War Machine taking on and a bunch of these new generic suits, a possible glimpse at Iron Man taking a shot at War Machine, and even Tony Stark’s fancy new briefcase that just happens to fuse on to his body as another suit!
Put on your own personal super-suit and frolic over to the other side to check out the brand new trailer!
The first trailer was released back in December as an early Christmas present, and that one was pretty amazing to see. Fortunately for all of us, this trailer matches its predecessor’s level of awesome and keeps our excitement soaring high with only a couple more months to wait.
Iron Man 2 will be released on May 7, 2010 and stars Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man, Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts, Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, and Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury.
You can see the trailer in HD over at Apple, or you can watch below via MySpace!
This trailer is great because it is a new trailer for Iron Man 2: The Dark Nights and the old trailer makes me think it is going to smell like my Grammas bathroom after my Uncle Dmitri comes out but now I see this and I think it will be more like when a girl asks me if she can get pregnant from sex in a butt and I dont know what to do so I say “okay” (and she didnt not get pregnant. SWEET!)
The beggining of this trailer is so inspirational to me because Sherlock Homes flies into a Justin Timberlake concert and there is a American Flag like General Pattons movie and I get tears because it is my dream to do the same thing except my arrival will be more sweet because Amedeus and Emmanuel will do flying Jason Statham karate kicks behind me while I talk to my fans.
One things that is great about this new one and not so grat about this old one is that I am like “why a fuck is no one shooting The Wrestlers threw his wips because he has no fucking armors dumb fuck shit nuts!?” but now they show me that it happens in a Monacos so I am like “oh it is because they are in a France with the pussies who is a bitches who are scared of whips and who dont like guns.” The movie makers did so much research for that part I am impressed.
I cannot tell what they are saying because they have not yet invented a babelfish at altavista.com for movie tralers but i dont need to no because they have a new suit for Mister Watsons who is now black and he has a gatling gun on his shoulder so best actor goes to him and best suit with a gun on the shoulder goes to IM2:TDN. Then there are other robots and they fight in a pond. Okay!
Scarlet Van Wilder looks so short and ugly but for some reasons my boners got so big and now I have to go to the bathroom really quickly. Okay I am back. Then there are so many fast shots of things I cant not follow because I am still hanging over from my Chimays that Soren gave me yesterday.
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Hmm… suit in a suitcase. Nice.
This trailer is great because it is a new trailer for Iron Man 2: The Dark Nights and the old trailer makes me think it is going to smell like my Grammas bathroom after my Uncle Dmitri comes out but now I see this and I think it will be more like when a girl asks me if she can get pregnant from sex in a butt and I dont know what to do so I say “okay” (and she didnt not get pregnant. SWEET!)
The beggining of this trailer is so inspirational to me because Sherlock Homes flies into a Justin Timberlake concert and there is a American Flag like General Pattons movie and I get tears because it is my dream to do the same thing except my arrival will be more sweet because Amedeus and Emmanuel will do flying Jason Statham karate kicks behind me while I talk to my fans.
One things that is great about this new one and not so grat about this old one is that I am like “why a fuck is no one shooting The Wrestlers threw his wips because he has no fucking armors dumb fuck shit nuts!?” but now they show me that it happens in a Monacos so I am like “oh it is because they are in a France with the pussies who is a bitches who are scared of whips and who dont like guns.” The movie makers did so much research for that part I am impressed.
I cannot tell what they are saying because they have not yet invented a babelfish at altavista.com for movie tralers but i dont need to no because they have a new suit for Mister Watsons who is now black and he has a gatling gun on his shoulder so best actor goes to him and best suit with a gun on the shoulder goes to IM2:TDN. Then there are other robots and they fight in a pond. Okay!
Scarlet Van Wilder looks so short and ugly but for some reasons my boners got so big and now I have to go to the bathroom really quickly. Okay I am back. Then there are so many fast shots of things I cant not follow because I am still hanging over from my Chimays that Soren gave me yesterday.
What the hell did MC D-Lyte just say? Was that even English? It was like a giant Russian-accented run-on sentence.
*whew*
Anyway, yes, this trailer is good and I cannot wait for the movie!
Watched the trailer and movie seems to be promising.. As it is I’m a big fan of Iron man.. Remember those Cartoon network days…
I liked the suit in the suitcase. That is all…. And I’ll have whatever MC D-Lyte is drinking/smoking.