You all saw this coming, right? It was inevitable that we Zombies, the rightful heirs to this pitiful planet peopled with living lunches, would learn how to both write AND travel through time. That’s right, humans, we’ve developed our OWN flux-capacitor thingy. We likes ta call it the Guts-Corpacitor and it runs on 1.21 gigawats of electrified pineal glands (yeah, I mix my movie metaphors like a man from the Catskills). Our first stop in Global goreification: your beloved literature!!!

Arrrrrrggghhh AAAAAHHH!!! Scary right? boo

You wanna talk about a remix? We sent our most wordsmithy brain-fed ghoul, Seth Grahame-Smith, who we cleverly disguised as Jane Austen, back in time to mess with the best. Beware, for thanks to Seth (along with a generous grant from Quirk Books), your classic Pride and Prejudice now contains the proper amount ZOMBIE ATTACKS! And… more ZOMBIE ATTACKS!! Can I get a w00t, my bug-ridded brethren?

Anyhoo, we know you self-hating humans just love us. And since we’re so damn nice when we’re not hungry for your tasty, tasty brains, we decided to give away some copies of this new masterpiece… along with the original television series adaptation, which, without the zombies is full of fail, though Colin Firth would make a fine-looking zombie. But we’ll let you be the judge, as you have the opportunity to win BOTH of them, my necros!

One (1) winner will receive:

– One (1) Blu-ray edition of the popular BBC series Pride and Prejudice starring Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle [...]

Ghoul day to you all, my living lunches. It’s your favorite Zombie correspondent who also happens to be a Zombie… ol’ Obvious.

So here I am repeatedly walking into a wall in some strange apartment (zombies lack a certain amount of navigational skills, shut up) when I bumped the little hollow-headed lad laying most un-flatteringly to across a table (this morning’s breakfast). Glowing amidst the grue and gunk, his laptop screen captivated me. I moved closer and found myself incredibly happy. After my eye adjusted (yeah, I have one) I read this.

Get this… some awesome meatbag took the Jane Austen über-classic novel Pride and Prejudice and mashed up with a horde of undead and retitled this newly minted horror tale Pride and Prejudice and Zombies … and the Hollywood feeding frenzy for it has already begun!

If I had naughty bits, they would have been tingling. Seriously, can any of you walking, thinking happy meals deny this anymore? You go about your daily lives pretending we don’t exist, but we’re most definitely real and we’re coming to take over very soon. THIS is your first warning sign [...]

During an impromptu intervention on The Office concerning Meredith’s obvious drinking problem, affable fleshbag Michael Scott ask the question, “What about tomorrow? What is going to happen when you come in to work and you’re dead?”

Office ghast Dwight quickly responds, “I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.”

Then it cuts to the patented Office solo sidebar-cam, where Dwight goes on to inform us all that “There are several ways to kill a zombie, but” he continues “…the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.”

Bring it on, Dwight. I may be dead, but I got skills, son.

Check out the quick replay video of last night’s episode “Moroccan Christmas” — Dwight’s advice comes in when the counter hits 2:20 [...]

As one of the lucky few on this sad planet who rank among the undead, I consider myself thankful for so many great things this world of clueless meandering flesh-bags has to offer — Slow-moving victims who always seem to trip and fall at the most inopportune times, meat-lockers at the morgue with cheap locks, royalty checks from the continual demand for my appearance in the hottest video games (thanks Left 4 Dead, CoD:W@W), and HD motherfcukin TV, my people. Are ya with me?!

Well, today I intend to curl my undead ass up with a nice glass of blended brains and give thanks for all these great things and more, all while watching endless hours of grue and gore on Monsters HD. They’ve got a marathon of me and my peeps running rampant on the silver screen going on all goddamn day, and I couldn’t be happier. Check out the skinny on this succulently screamin’ screen schedule right here [...]

Undead correspondent Obvious Zombie brings us news of upcoming zombie series from Red 5 Comics titled ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction.

This zombie flick opens this weekend in LA, see run out and see it for only $6!

Post-mortem pole-dancing picture heroine to be portrayed by previous porn queen? You betcha. Zombie Strippers is heading your way, and you can find out all about it right here.

The time has come once again for your good friend Obvious Zombie to take your hand and lead you through the Zombie Zeitgeist. We must move quickly, for there is a lot to cover –movies, science, flash mobs, comics…

Zombie Apocolypse * Zombie Slave Leia * Fido * Apple Invasion * Naked Ape * 30 Days of Night * Zombie American * Zombie Emergency Defense Program

I don’t know what’s going on, but I heard what I thought was an explosion down my street this morning. But oddly there doesn’t seem to be anyone out walking on my normally busy avenue. Has anyone else noticed anything strange today?
– Obvious

Some good, clean, flash-based, zombie killing fun!

It’s that time of the month again. Time take a look the latest group o’ gangrenous guts being gouged from the gullet and strewn about for all to see.

Marvel.com posted a sneak peek of the double-gatefold cover art by zombie artist Arthur Suydam.

Nintendo is inviting its (M)ature gamers to reach out and touch some undead. Yeah baby, touch me!

The G.o.D. gets the skinny on all that’s poppin’ in the Zombie world with snippets compiled by your friendly neighborhood animated corpse, Obvious Zombie.