http://geeksofdoom.com Stuff by geeks, about geeks, for geeks. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 04:39:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 http://geeksofdoom.com/2010/03/03/geek-read-contest-zombocalypse-now/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2010/03/03/geek-read-contest-zombocalypse-now/#comments Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:01:42 +0000 Obvious Zombie Chooseomatic BooksGeek ReadMatt YoungmarkZombocalypse Now http://geeksofdoom.com/?p=32341 Geek Read contest series. This time around, we living dead here at Geeks of Doom have five (5) copies of Zombocalypse Now, the choose-your-own zombie survival adventure book [as if there's a chance of survival] by Matt Youngmark for some of you tasty morsels out there.

Five (5) Feasts of Flesh [winners] will each receive:

-- One (1) copy of Zombocalypse Now by Matt Youngmark

Zombocalypse Now is a comedy/horror reimagining of the choose-your-own-ending books you grew up with. You’ll be confronted with undead hordes, internet dating, improper police procedure, and the very real danger that you’ll lose your grip on reality and wind up stark raving mad.

The zombie apocalypse has never been this much fun. Good luck [you'll need it ... to survive!] [...]]]> http://geeksofdoom.com/2010/03/03/geek-read-contest-zombocalypse-now/feed/ 2 http://geeksofdoom.com/2009/04/27/contest-pride-and-prejudice-vs-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2009/04/27/contest-pride-and-prejudice-vs-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:37:02 +0000 Obvious Zombie Colin FirthJane AustenPride and PrejudicePride and Prejudice and ZombiesQuirk BooksSeth Grahame-Smith http://geeksofdoom.com/?p=19467
Arrrrrrggghhh AAAAAHHH!!! Scary right? boo

You wanna talk about a remix? We sent our most wordsmithy brain-fed ghoul, Seth Grahame-Smith, who we cleverly disguised as Jane Austen, back in time to mess with the best. Beware, for thanks to Seth (along with a generous grant from Quirk Books), your classic Pride and Prejudice now contains the proper amount ZOMBIE ATTACKS! And... more ZOMBIE ATTACKS!! Can I get a w00t, my bug-ridded brethren?

Anyhoo, we know you self-hating humans just love us. And since we're so damn nice when we're not hungry for your tasty, tasty brains, we decided to give away some copies of this new masterpiece... along with the original television series adaptation, which, without the zombies is full of fail, though Colin Firth would make a fine-looking zombie. But we'll let you be the judge, as you have the opportunity to win BOTH of them, my necros!

One (1) winner will receive:

One (1) Pride and Prejudice AND Zombies novel by Seth Grahame-Smith

-- One (1) Blu-ray edition of the popular BBC series Pride and Prejudice starring Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle [...]]]> http://geeksofdoom.com/2009/04/27/contest-pride-and-prejudice-vs-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/feed/ 0 http://geeksofdoom.com/2009/02/11/hollywood-feeding-frenzy-begins-for-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2009/02/11/hollywood-feeding-frenzy-begins-for-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/#comments Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:38:00 +0000 Obvious Zombie Jane AustenPride and Prejudice and ZombiesQuirk BooksSeth Grahame-SmithZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/?p=14973 be a Zombie... ol' Obvious.

So here I am repeatedly walking into a wall in some strange apartment (zombies lack a certain amount of navigational skills, shut up) when I bumped the little hollow-headed lad laying most un-flatteringly to across a table (this morning's breakfast). Glowing amidst the grue and gunk, his laptop screen captivated me. I moved closer and found myself incredibly happy. After my eye adjusted (yeah, I have one) I read this.

Get this... some awesome meatbag took the Jane Austen über-classic novel Pride and Prejudice and mashed up with a horde of undead and retitled this newly minted horror tale Pride and Prejudice and Zombies ... and the Hollywood feeding frenzy for it has already begun!

If I had naughty bits, they would have been tingling. Seriously, can any of you walking, thinking happy meals deny this anymore? You go about your daily lives pretending we don't exist, but we're most definitely real and we're coming to take over very soon. THIS is your first warning sign [...]]]> http://geeksofdoom.com/2009/02/11/hollywood-feeding-frenzy-begins-for-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/feed/ 0 http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/12/12/video-dwights-zombie-advice-on-the-office/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/12/12/video-dwights-zombie-advice-on-the-office/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:56:05 +0000 Obvious Zombie The OfficeZombie http://geeksofdoom.com/?p=10950 The Office concerning Meredith's obvious drinking problem, affable fleshbag Michael Scott ask the question, "What about tomorrow? What is going to happen when you come in to work and you're dead?"

Office ghast Dwight quickly responds, "I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick."

Then it cuts to the patented Office solo sidebar-cam, where Dwight goes on to inform us all that "There are several ways to kill a zombie, but" he continues "...the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick."

Bring it on, Dwight. I may be dead, but I got skills, son.

Check out the quick replay video of last night's episode "Moroccan Christmas" -- Dwight's advice comes in when the counter hits 2:20 [...]]]> http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/12/12/video-dwights-zombie-advice-on-the-office/feed/ 0 http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/11/27/a-zombie-thanksgiving-on-monsters-hd/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/11/27/a-zombie-thanksgiving-on-monsters-hd/#comments Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:28:24 +0000 Obvious Zombie George RomeroLeft 4 DeadMonsters HDNight of the Living DeadPhantasmThe RageThe Return of the Living DeadZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/?p=9559 Left 4 Dead, CoD:W@W), and HD motherfcukin TV, my people. Are ya with me?!

Well, today I intend to curl my undead ass up with a nice glass of blended brains and give thanks for all these great things and more, all while watching endless hours of grue and gore on Monsters HD. They've got a marathon of me and my peeps running rampant on the silver screen going on all goddamn day, and I couldn't be happier. Check out the skinny on this succulently screamin' screen schedule right here [...]]]> http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/11/27/a-zombie-thanksgiving-on-monsters-hd/feed/ 0 http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/04/29/red-5-announces-new-zombie-series/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/04/29/red-5-announces-new-zombie-series/#comments Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:07:32 +0000 Obvious Zombie Red 5 ComicsZMDZombiesZombies of Mass Destruction http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/04/29/red-5-announces-new-zombie-series/ ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction.]]> http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/04/29/red-5-announces-new-zombie-series/feed/ 2 http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/03/29/american-zombie-opens-in-la-this-weekend-see-it-for-only-6/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/03/29/american-zombie-opens-in-la-this-weekend-see-it-for-only-6/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:28:47 +0000 Obvious Zombie American ZombieZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/03/29/american-zombie-opens-in-la-this-weekend-see-it-for-only-6/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/03/29/american-zombie-opens-in-la-this-weekend-see-it-for-only-6/feed/ 0 http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/03/28/zombie-strippers-gets-a-theatrical-release/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/03/28/zombie-strippers-gets-a-theatrical-release/#comments Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:51:59 +0000 Obvious Zombie Jenna JamesonRobert EnglundZombie StrippersZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/03/28/zombie-strippers-gets-a-theatrical-release/ Zombie Strippers is heading your way, and you can find out all about it right here.]]> http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/03/28/zombie-strippers-gets-a-theatrical-release/feed/ 6 http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/09/15/the-great-zombie-round-up-the-final-chapter/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/09/15/the-great-zombie-round-up-the-final-chapter/#comments Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:46:13 +0000 Obvious Zombie George A. RomeroJesus Hates ZombiesLaurent MonardoScott BatemanStephen LindsayZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/09/15/the-great-zombie-round-up%e2%80%a6-the-final-chapter/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/09/15/the-great-zombie-round-up-the-final-chapter/feed/ 4 http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/13/the-great-zombie-round-up%e2%80%a6-the-return/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/13/the-great-zombie-round-up%e2%80%a6-the-return/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:26:13 +0000 Obvious Zombie 30 Days of NightSlave LeiaSteve NilesZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/13/the-great-zombie-round-up%e2%80%a6-the-return/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/13/the-great-zombie-round-up%e2%80%a6-the-return/feed/ 0 http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/13/something-weird-is-going-on/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/13/something-weird-is-going-on/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:56:56 +0000 Obvious Zombie apocalypsebliteotwblog like its the end of the worldZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/13/something-weird-is-going-on/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/13/something-weird-is-going-on/feed/ 21 http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/18/zombulation/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/18/zombulation/#comments Fri, 18 May 2007 16:25:17 +0000 Obvious Zombie Addicting GamesCrazy Monkey GamesEndless Zombie RampageZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/18/zombulation/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/18/zombulation/feed/ 1 http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/11/the-great-zombie-round-up-the-sequel/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/11/the-great-zombie-round-up-the-sequel/#comments Fri, 11 May 2007 16:52:16 +0000 Obvious Zombie 28 Weeks LaterArthur SuydamBilly ConnollyCarrie-Anne MossDaybreakersEthan HawkFidoFlight of the Living DeadMarvel ZombiesMarvel Zombies: Dead DaysMichael SpierigPeter SpierigRaise the DeadRobert KirkmanScott ThomasSpierig BrothersThe Walking DeadWeta WorkshopZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/11/the-great-zombie-round-up-the-sequel/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/11/the-great-zombie-round-up-the-sequel/feed/ 4 http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/23/first-look-marvel-zombies-dead-days-1/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/23/first-look-marvel-zombies-dead-days-1/#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:20:29 +0000 Obvious Zombie Arthur SuydamMarvelMarvel ZombiesMarvel Zombies: Dead DaysZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/23/first-look-marvel-zombies-dead-days-1/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/23/first-look-marvel-zombies-dead-days-1/feed/ 0 http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/18/marvel-zombies-artist-inks-dead-game-cover/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/18/marvel-zombies-artist-inks-dead-game-cover/#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:44:00 +0000 Obvious Zombie Arthur SuydamEidosMarvel ZombiesNintendoNintendo DSSecret Stash GamesTouch the DeadZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/18/marvel-zombies-artist-inks-dead-game-cover/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/18/marvel-zombies-artist-inks-dead-game-cover/feed/ 9 http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/04/zombie-round-up/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/04/zombie-round-up/#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:32:10 +0000 Obvious Zombie 28 Weeks LaterAmerican ZombieBabylon FieldsZombies http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/04/zombie-round-up/ http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/04/04/zombie-round-up/feed/ 1