A sweet deal in Amazon’s today’s $5 MP3 album sale is The Rocky Horror Picture Show – Original Soundtrack. If you dug the movie, you undoubtedly loved the music, so getting it all for only five bucks is an amazing score. If you’re not familiar with the film (:::gasp:::) I implore you to get the DVD immediately , it’s only $9.99. Hey, it’s only like the greatest science fiction, horror, B-movie rock musical ever made [slut].

In other MP3 album deals, Metallica‘s Death Magnetic is still only $5, while their 1988 album …And Justice For All — their first full-length effort with bassist Jason Newsted and it happens to be fucking brilliant — is now only $6.99.

For all you youngsters out there hearing all this noise about some Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy business and soda and what not, here’s all you need to know: There once was a hard rock band called Guns N Roses and they kicked ass. Wanna hear their stuff? Then get the MP3 version of their Greatest Hits for $7.99.

Since I’m traumatized from having to listen to four minutes of Coldplay earlier this evening, I’ve been recovering with some of my favorite tunes, you know, to purify my rock and roll soul. Here’s some tunes I listened to (get ’em for 99 cents each if you feel so inclined) …

Ozzy Osbourne — Bark At The Moon
Megadeth — Holy Wars…The Punishment Due
Iron Maiden — Invaders
Overkill — Powersurge
Testament — Alone In The Dark
Metallica — Am I Evil?
Kreator — Pleasure to Kill
Slayer — Seasons In The Abyss