Okay so on my daily trolling around ebay, I came across this odd auction from The Tonight Show
Now, Jay Leno has not been funny since…well forever but on occasion he has some really great guests and while Scarlett Johansson is not “great,” she is hot and that does it for me and about 85 percent of the male population. During her interview with Jay on The Tonight Show, she claimed she got a cold from her Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson and then proceeded to blow her nose on a tissue. Well, now Leno, the thinker that he is, is auctioning the tissue on eBay for U.S. Harvest, a charity of ms. Johansson’s choosing.
Said tissue is now up to $4,000, which brings me to two conclusions …
1. Any weirdo on the block would want to own ANYTHING from a pretty girl, regardless what it is.
2. When you’re a celebrity, you can pretty much sell yourself in parts and gain some dough.
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There’s some serious discoloration in that closeup of the bag/tissue – Think of the possibilities!
At any rate the snot may not be worth the 4k it’s going for but the Q&A is PRICELESS!
Comment by Anrkist — December 21, 2008 @ 1:35 am
Maybe they’re trying to clone her. ;-)
Comment by Paul — December 25, 2008 @ 7:57 am