Finally, Something Specifically Marketed to Male ‘Twilight’ Fans
By Tom Cheredar
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Monday, October 26th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Just in time for Halloween comes the Vampire-inspired Fleshlight — a variant version of the original strange-as-hell sex toy “the Fleshlight” — called the Succu Dry.
If you are unfamiliar with this device, it essentially looks like a flashlight that you insert your…and then the glitter comes…well you get the point.
The folks at Gizmodo discovered this little gem and offer a few more pictures on their site.
Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!
Comment by Alex Thompson — October 30, 2009 @ 12:26 am
The fleshlight is already kinda disturbing (I mean, it’s insanely popular for what it is) but there’s no way in HELL I’m sticking my dick between a pair of vampire fangs. Ouch!!!!!
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Yikes.
Comment by The Movie God — October 26, 2009 @ 10:42 pm
This is filled with so much win.
Comment by SilentJay74 — October 27, 2009 @ 7:30 am
Ooohhhh jeeeez.
Comment by scrotumbagmonkeyflicker — October 27, 2009 @ 8:23 am
I have so much to say…but am speechless
Comment by CrueChik — October 27, 2009 @ 8:30 am
i…. it’s…… wow…. wait…. what the…….??????
Comment by Dax — October 27, 2009 @ 7:05 pm
This thing sucks.
Comment by scrotumbagmonkeyflicker — October 28, 2009 @ 5:04 am
lol.
Comment by Jennifer — October 28, 2009 @ 6:09 am
Human beings are a creepy bunch!
Comment by Joseph — October 28, 2009 @ 11:10 pm
Bwhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
Comment by Alex Thompson — October 30, 2009 @ 12:26 am
The fleshlight is already kinda disturbing (I mean, it’s insanely popular for what it is) but there’s no way in HELL I’m sticking my dick between a pair of vampire fangs. Ouch!!!!!
Comment by Vinnie Rattolle — October 30, 2009 @ 9:45 am
It’s like they totally had me in mind when they made this thing.
Comment by Ralph — March 9, 2010 @ 4:04 pm