Soon Apple’s App store will be blessed by the presence of an actor so profound that he adds quality to everything he appears in.

Samuel L. Jackson is of course such an actor, and he’s coming to the iPhone and iPod Touch in the form of iSamJackson, a soundboard app that contains a collection of original recorded quotes of sage-Jacksonian insight.

The soundboard is fully customizable, includes a personality scanner and an “Ask Sam” feature that allows users to seek instantaneous advice from the world’s most badass living individual, according to the developer Heatwave Interactive.

The app should be available “Winter 2009,” according to the teaser site, which probably means they’ve submitted it to the app store and waiting for approval.