Now comes the next great product that Star Wars fanatics will have to own: the Jedi bath robe. Yes indeed, now you can be a noble Jedi any time of the day, and it won’t require you wear a Halloween costume in January, which might just lead to nervous friends and family members who one day randomly stop calling.
The robe is a large one-size-fits-all offering, and yes, the Jedi logo is embroidered on it as well…you know, to prove you’re really a Jedi and not some dude who bought their gear online. That’d be like buying your PhD from www.24hourdocter.com, and the other real Jedi would no doubt bully you and steal your chocolate milk.
This shiny new Jedi robe will run you around $100, but as with most great Star Wars items, it’s something worth the price tag for all of you crazy fans.