Trejo’s back in action and his introduction in this trailer is epic and amazing. Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba also return from the original Machete released in 2010 and are joined for this adventure by Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara (and her machine gun jubblies), Antonio Banderas, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega, Cuba Gooding Jr., William Sadler, Lady Gaga as “La ChameleÃ³n,” and DemiÃ¡n Bichir and Mel Gibson as the villains. The trailer gives us brief glimpses of most of the new and returning players. This looks to top the first movie in terms of sheer nutty fun.
Machete Kills opens on September 13, 2013. We still have the entire summer for a bloodier trailer to emerge. Knowing that sick, glorious bastard Rodriguez it will probably happen pretty damn soon.