An Open Letter Of Apology To ‘Halloween III: Season Of The Witch’
By Dr. Zaius
Wednesday, October 29th, 2014 at 12:00 pm
I am sorry. I was wrong about you and I apologize. I was young and stupid and I ask for your eternal forgiveness.
This is my confession as a 32-year old man who for years was part of an angry hateful mob towards 1982’s Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. In my DVD collection, I own every Halloween film except for part three. Like many other horror fans, I whined and complained due to the lack of Michael Myers. Friends and I rejoiced to watch Halloween 4-7, reveling as our pale-faced slasher hero killed dozens of youngsters.
But the years have mellowed me. Thus my confession: Halloween III: Season of the Witch is the best Halloween movie since John Carpenter‘s 1978 original classic. Yeah, I said it! Now I submit to the internet the evidence”¦
1) The film was made by the Halloween family. Produced by Carpenter and Debra Hill, directed by Halloween editor and Michael Myers portrayer Tommy Lee Wallace, and starring Carpenter go-to-guy and horror veteran Tom Atkins, the film even throws Michael in as the original is shown on television two different times.
2) As some still don’t know and continue to argue, Michael Myers was supposed to have died during the climatic explosion that ends Halloween II. This film was supposed to be the beginning of an anthology of individual and totally separate Halloween-themed films that would be released year after year. Unfortunately the venomous feedback received from fans after the lack of Myers cancelled that idea, and six years later against Carpenter’s better judgment, Myers was brought back.
3) The music in SOTW is simply great and perfect for the theme of the film. Carpenter again scored the film and the incorporation of the Silver Shamrock commercial theme recurring throughout became so frightfully foreshadowing of things to come.
4) Whereas there’s no Michael Myers, the film offers a deliciously evil villain in Dan O’Herily as Conal Cochran, an old toy manufacturer who unbeknownst to most is trying to unlock the ancient pagan spirits of Halloween by stealing and using the magic of Stonehenge to destroy the world’s children. His plan is to use simple yet effective Halloween masks to trigger the ruin’s power and unleash Pagan justice. This is shown in one of the most terrifying scenes in movie history (and one of the only to show an innocent child get murdered) as Bud Kupfer’s mask is triggered via the Silver Shamrock commercial and his head is turned to a snake and insect filled mush that then kills his parents.
5) The message of the film is obviously very anti-corporate and anti-consumerism/commercialism. The evil plan is based around marketing to children and brainwashing them to the TV when the time is right. Again, this is why the Silver Shamrock song works so wonderfully.
6) It continues the sequel-tradition of upping the violence and nudity. Violent robot murders, faces exploding, the previously mentioned snake-filled child death, and a nice little hotel romp between Atkins and the adorable Stacy Nelkin.
In summation, Halloween III: Season of the Witch is both an excellent standalone horror film, and a worthy addition to the Halloween series. It even winks at the hardcore series fans (Dr. Castle is named for Nick Castle, who portrayed The Shape in the original, and Dick Warlock, Myers in part two, is a killer robot).
Over the years the Myers sequels have lost their appeal and can easily be viewed as shameless cash-grabs. Carpenter left the series over a script dispute before part four came out. Part five has what many consider the worst ending in the series. And part six was an unfinished mess, which saw series star Donald Pleasance die before completion.
Each film upped the violence and destroyed the legacy of the original and character of Michael Myers a little bit more. The biggest abomination was 2002’s Halloween: Resurrection, a film which is notorious for both killing off Jamie Lee Curtis and having rapper Busta Rhymes dispose of Michael. Halloween III received a mere 4.4/10 on IMDB and a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. It is well deserving of a second viewing and second opinion. It is the best movie with “Halloween” in its title since 1978. And if you realllllly can’t get over the lack of Michael Myers, then pretend the Halloween III part isn’t there. Oh yeah, and grow up!