You are three brothers. You’ve been three brothers all your life. Then one of you falls in love and makes that leap into marriage. What are you, the two remaining brothers, to do at your older brother’s wedding?

Why, make a retro/new wave/electro pop/’80s music video pleading for your beloved, and soon to be betrothed, brother to never leave you for his wife, that’s what you do.

Jump below the cut to watch the hilarious and freaky accurate 1980s style music video called “We Are Brothers” by Baddy Paris and Rufus Starlight. This video is what the brothers used as a substitution for the best man’s wedding speech.