What would it sound like if instead of James Earl Jones, Arnold Schwarzenegger were chosen to voice Darth Vader in Star Wars? We’ll never know! It’s safe to assume that we’d have much different opinions of the character.

But sometimes it’s fun to pretend we’re surrounded by parallel universes where things are much different than they are here in our own universe. So continue below now, rip open one such universe, and see what it might have been like if Schwarzenegger voiced Vader. Semi-NSFW warning for naughty words.

The time has come for 11 million World of Warcraft subscribers to bid farewell to their significant others, social lives, and good decent hygiene as they embark on a voyage through icy Northrend in the Wrath of the Lich King game expansion. And then, provided they fulfill all the requirements, these players will immediately create at least two Death Knight characters.

Why two Death Knights? Because one will be a serious ‘toon’ you’ll actually strive to play for, while the other will be a mighty Gnome — yes that’s correct, you can now create an ultra powerful tank-like Emo-looking Hero Gnome with hot pink hair. You will name this character something laughable and ridiculous like “Pedognome” or “Dethsneeze” because it’s novel to have an overpowered little person.

For Dino Andrade [“Dinoandrade”], the only thing novel about a Death Knight Gnome is the voice he lent to breath vibrant life into the vertically challenged new Hero Class.