It’s that time again boys and girls. Time for another installment of Dr. Royce Clemen’s self-flagellating foray into the disparate corners of the Hellraiser DVD omnibus… The Hellraiser Project.
Come along with us if you dare, and witness the slow, excruciatingly painful dissection of Hellraiser: Inferno — now available exclusively at our partners in prostration, Fatally-Yours.com:
The Hellraiser Project, Part V: Hellraiser: Inferno
You can follow the trail of blood and gore all the way back to the very beginning with Dr. Clemen’s previously penned perception pieces on these perversions of Panovision… [breath] … here:
The Hellraiser Project, Part I: Hellraiser
The Hellraiser Project, Part II: Hellraiser: Hellbound
The Hellraiser Project, Part III: Hellraiser: Hell on Earth
The Hellraiser Project, Part IV: Hellraiser: Bloodline
Well, that’s five down and three to go. Will Royce make it through alive? Will he ever be the same? Will he punch Clive Barker right in the nuts if he is ever given the chance?
Stay tuned.
Well, that was the only one I thought you would like at all, at least it is the one you hate the least thus far. Honestly, there is no hope from this point on. If you’re looking for new creative direction, the final 3 don’t have it… at all. Might as well save yourself the time and headaches. Parts 6, 7 and 8 all suck.
Comment by WordSlinger — November 16, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
Screw these films and get to Battlestar Galacatica, that’s the best thing out there.
Comment by Jerry — November 16, 2007 @ 5:43 pm
haha part 678 all suck? how bout 1-5? *l*
at this rate you’ll be done with these just in time to watch the asteroid destroy earth.
Comment by mo — November 16, 2007 @ 9:33 pm