New To You: ‘Alien’ Facehugger Removal Instructions
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Friday, September 27th, 2013 at 11:25 am
So, a Xenomorph facehugger has made a home of your head. You’re not having a very good day, are you? Chances are you’re a goner. But thanks to this handy-dandy instructional placard, there may be hope for you yet.
Step 1: Locate a Class II Xenomedical Technician…
I’ll admit that I didn’t even know Class II Xenomedical Technicians existed before today, but for your sake, let’s hope there’s one nearby.
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What is this shit just another page of crap to deluge us with adverts!!! come on ffs.
Comment by Graham Ian Mann Gogs — September 27, 2013 @ 8:36 pm
then again what more could you expect, i dare ask are you planning on taking a minning ship over to an abondoned ship crawling with these critters. Not like any of this would be helpful any way we all know you can’t take it off with out killing the victim.
Comment by Victor Pleitez — September 27, 2013 @ 8:43 pm
Way to prevent a facehugger from attaching: helmet. Strap a hunk of protection on your face and prevent them from doing jack shit. Watch as they flail around trying to get inside before smacking them off and finishing them. But of course everyone knows that in popular media the first thing someone with such a crucial form of protection does is take the damn thing off -.-
Comment by Cody Taylor — September 27, 2013 @ 9:56 pm
You havent watched the original Alien have you? The very first facehugger attached itself to someone who was wearing a helmet, they only took it off to try and get the facehugger off of him. It just uses acid to cut through so anything protective in the end is useless.
Comment by Badouken — September 28, 2013 @ 4:26 am
Best best, pull back and nuke the site from orbit.
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What is this shit just another page of crap to deluge us with adverts!!! come on ffs.
Comment by Graham Ian Mann Gogs — September 27, 2013 @ 8:36 pm
then again what more could you expect, i dare ask are you planning on taking a minning ship over to an abondoned ship crawling with these critters. Not like any of this would be helpful any way we all know you can’t take it off with out killing the victim.
Comment by Victor Pleitez — September 27, 2013 @ 8:43 pm
Way to prevent a facehugger from attaching: helmet. Strap a hunk of protection on your face and prevent them from doing jack shit. Watch as they flail around trying to get inside before smacking them off and finishing them. But of course everyone knows that in popular media the first thing someone with such a crucial form of protection does is take the damn thing off -.-
Comment by Cody Taylor — September 27, 2013 @ 9:56 pm
You havent watched the original Alien have you? The very first facehugger attached itself to someone who was wearing a helmet, they only took it off to try and get the facehugger off of him. It just uses acid to cut through so anything protective in the end is useless.
Comment by Badouken — September 28, 2013 @ 4:26 am
Best best, pull back and nuke the site from orbit.
Comment by thegeek — October 18, 2013 @ 4:47 am