A veritable slew of new posters have been released today, including Iron Man 2, a few from Clash of the Titans, and even Sex and the City 2 for our lovely lady geeks. If you’re a fan of Sex and the City, you’ll probably enjoy the pretty basic teaser poster, but naturally, the real prizes here are in Titans and Iron Man 2, which all offer some very cool poster eye candy.

Clash of the Titans is offering three new posters. One shows Perseus (Sam Worthington) holding the decapitated head of Medusa, which alone should be worth checking out. The next poster once again shows Perseus, this time riding his beloved horse Pegasus. The final poster may not be a poster at all, but it is a collection of three images together.

As for Iron Man 2, their new poster is all about the Whiplash (Mickey Rourke), and it is very cool looking. The poster is similar to the image that we saw recently of Whiplash in a small room with many Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) newspapers articles posted up around him. The background of the one-sheet is littered with said articles, while the foreground has Whiplash showing off his white-hot toys.

Click on over to the other side to enjoy all of these new posters!

Sex and the City: The Movie
Directed by Michael Patrick King
Starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
Rated R
Release date: May 30, 2008

The much loved HBO show characters Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and Miranda come to the big screen in Sex and the City. A cheap, shallow, and annoying waste of film that made me shake my head so often, my neck needs chiropractic adjustment.

This travesty of character and plot development obliterates any chance I would even call Sex and the City a film instead of a TV movie with really good distribution. Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) spends the entire TV movie trying to get married to Big (Chris Noth). Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) spends the entire TV movie trying to stay married to Steve (David Eigenberg). Samantha (Kim Cattrall) spends the entire TV movie trying to get laid. Charlotte (Kristin Davis) spends the entire TV movie, er, uhm, hmm, well, with nice hair. All the designers of New York masturbate all over the audience.

I’m going to be like Sex and the City lead character Carrie Bradshaw and begin this piece by posing a question.

Does Sex and the City really appeal to all women?

If you’re a 30-something female, like me, people will automatically assume that movies like 27 Dresses, Made of Honor, and Sex And The City do, in fact, appeal to you. This goes double if you’re a New York City gal like I am. It goes triple if you have a man in your life, in which case everyone thinks that you probably forced him into seeing 27 Dresses instead of Iron Man.

I guess the fact that I run a geek entertainment website where I write about comic books, superhero movies, and scifi television means nothing. I’m still a 30-something girl, therefore things like lipstick, nylons, and hangbags must be what’s important to me (like Susan Pevensie at the end of the Narnia series!), thereby automatically associating me with something like the Sex and the City. I’ve actually been asked already if I planned to “drag” my husband to go see Sex and the City: The Movie when it opens in theaters this Friday.

The answer, plan and simple (and obvious): No.