What’s the most important question anyone could ask when it comes to Len Wiseman‘s upcoming remake of the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger science fiction classic, Total Recall? Well, that would have to be “will the three–boobed prostitute be included or not?” Naturally.
Thankfully for us, the fine folks over at Collider have gotten to the answer of that very question. In a lengthy discussion with Wiseman, much information was given, including but not limited to the exciting proclamation that the three–boobed woman will, in fact, be in the movie. This also comes with a little bad news, however, as it was made very clear that the Total Recall remake will come with a “hard” PG–13 rating. The aforementioned mammary trifecta will still be somehow involved, but it sounds like you’ll have to wait for the unrated DVD cut of the movie to truly see Wiseman’s revival of the most famous of inconsequential characters.
There was some more good news involved, however. Wiseman also shared that his Total Recall remake will NOT be in 3D.
So what’s the consensus, fans? Is the PG–13 something you can swallow thanks to the lack of 3D and the promise of a three–boobed tip of the hat to the original, or do you remain unsure or unexcited about the movie?
Not even going to bother with a PG13 Total Recal. Much like a PG13 AvP. …Why?
Comment by Robert Weston — August 4, 2011 @ 8:16 pm