The fine folks over atTeam Unicorn have put together this quaint little video entitled ‘A Very Zombie Holiday’. They packed it chock full of tender morsels concerning how to survive a holiday zombie attack, such as locking your doors and arming your children.
Funny, but foolish, you humans be.
You can watch the video here below, but let’s face it, deep down you all know there’s actually no real way to ‘survive’ against a zombie incursion.
You see, we go where we want. We do what we must. Sure you might last a little while, holed up in your basements with that stockpile of discarded fruitcake you surely intended to use for shoring up the foundation of your house (Ha! I make the funny). But we zombies, we’re a force of nature. In time, just as the very tides transform all the world into a sandy wasteland, we too will erode away at the very pebbles of humanity, until you are all nothing but a foul hint of last months meal.
And then we will be left alone to hunger. Soooo….. hungry….