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   Camel 1: I’m sorry Adrianna, but I must go now. I’ve joined the foreign legion. I’m going to see the world!

   Camel 2: You know that hat goes on your head, right?

   Comment by The Jesus — November 10, 2006 @ 11:53 am

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   Camel at the door: How do you like my outfit?

   Inside camel: I must be really out of the loop, when did camels start wearing clothes?

   Comment by Dave3 — November 10, 2006 @ 12:05 pm

3. 

   I’m trying to come up with a camel toe joke. I hope to have something soon.

   Comment by Kodos — November 10, 2006 @ 12:31 pm

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   Mother: “…do I even want to know why your hump is leaking this time?”

   Son: “Long story short, I won a goldfish at the carnival… and they were out of plastic baggies. It seemed like the next best way to get it home…”

   Comment by Gecko — November 10, 2006 @ 8:10 pm

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   CAMEL 1: HEY DORIS, I CONVERTED TO JUDAISM, SEE MY YARMULKE!

   CAMEL 2: YOU’RE SUCH A HUMP

   Comment by GREGORY — November 12, 2006 @ 8:22 pm

6. 

   Bandaged Camel: The ad says “It lifts and seperates”

   2nd Camel: Yea! It seperates you from your money

   Comment by Scott Malcolm — November 14, 2006 @ 4:26 pm

7. 

   “Man, what happened? Last I saw you were chatting to that girl!”
   “I’ve only myself to blame. We were humping all night.”

   Comment by curtinparloe — November 18, 2006 @ 5:03 pm

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   1) Okay lets make it quick, my master Rais will be home soon.

   2) I hope your hump is filled, cause baby your gonna be thirsty after im done with you.

   Comment by Jeff Bowdoin — December 5, 2006 @ 5:52 pm

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   Camel 1: Dam it gary will you take that silly thing off! No one going to believe that your a race horse.

   Camel 2: Really Ned, because the two drunk arabian horses i banged last night say different.

   Comment by Ninja — December 10, 2006 @ 5:17 pm

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    Camel 1: “Wow! It looks so natural!”

    Camel 2: “Yeah, it’s some new type of silicon that’s made to feel like real hump tissue…. Wanna feel?”

    Comment by Kristen — December 14, 2006 @ 12:12 am

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    Camel 1: Gladys, was putting on that sexy bra difficult?
    Camel 1: Well not as difficult as having Victoria’s Secret wait on a camel!

    Comment by David Winger — January 21, 2007 @ 6:38 pm

12. 

    even the strangest of things are better left the way they are. just come on in the house.

    Comment by SAM — January 31, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

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    1) of all the things i’ve seen in my life this is the strangest. a camel on safari. don’t that beat all.
    2) so maybe i shouldn’t tell him about the lion i caught.

    Comment by SAM — January 31, 2007 @ 5:11 pm

14. 

    nice :)
    ;))

    Comment by gestibar — February 13, 2007 @ 10:07 am

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    camel one….”Oscar, whats up? Omg, have a little (singing lyric of popular song)hump de bump?”

    camel two….”yeah, more like bump the hump, ouch….”

    Comment by Donna — June 5, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

16. 

    Camel : I think The Door is trying to tell me something…

    Door : I see camel toes….

    Comment by Brad — June 27, 2007 @ 3:49 am

17. 

    First Camel : I don’t see the point in convering up your humps, when you got your toes exposed like that.

    2nd Camel : You got a point. BITCH!

    Comment by Brad — June 27, 2007 @ 3:53 am

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    Camel 1: “So now the CLAN has you performing his dressing code?”
    Camel 2: “Beats being a Hump barer hippie”

    Comment by ChickenMan — October 7, 2008 @ 12:22 pm

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    1) Hey is that one of those new hybrid humps?

    2) Yup. No more feeling like I need a drink after just 10 days.

    Comment by Rudy — February 16, 2009 @ 3:22 am

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