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Honest Trailer Presents ‘Deadpool’ (NSFW)
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Honest Trailer Deadpool

When I saw yesterday’s Honest Trailer post, a sense of giddiness and joy shot down my back. After all this is f*cking Deadpool, the single most fun movie of the year, and possible ever. If you’re a Screen Junkies fan and follow the Honest Trailer series, you had to know this would be a good one. So grab your chimi-f*cking-changas and it’s time for the Honest Trailer of Captain Deadpool… no, no, no… just Deadpool.

Check out the Honest Trailer below (NSFW).

Narrator Jon Bailey is taking no sh*t here, and the curses come out faster and furiouser than in the movie. Finally able to destroy the horrid memories of whatever the f*ck Ryan Reynolds was doing in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Ryan Reynolds returns in the “accidental hit” that made more money than basically all the other superhero movies including Guardians of the Galaxy, every X-Men movie, and Batman v Superman! And then the best part… motherf*cking Deadpool hijacks his own Honest Trailer! “That’s so meta.”

There are so many great one-liners here, so here are the greatest hits:

“When cancer sends Wade Wilson into Weapon X’s non-union equivalent…”

“More d*ck jokes than you can shake a sack full of d*cks at…”

“What feels like a longer more expensive episode of Family Guy…” – Bailey
“Wait, wait wait wait, which season of Family Guy are we talking about?” – Deadpool
“Let’s say… 4th?” – Bailey
“Oh, Ok I can take that” – Deadpool (thumbs up)

“A movie that much like its hero wants to take it both ways…”

And my favorite… “turbo boner!”

Watching this in the car may cause accidents… Especially when Deadpool rages into an epic expletive-filled rant after Bailey makes one criticism about the plot being a generic love story meets generic revenge plot. Starring… (which the movie actually steals for the opening credits montage)… Freak in the Streets But a Freak in the Sheets, Yakov Strongoff, Teenage Mutant Nega Sonic (sang the turtles theme way, and read by Deadpool himself), Van Even Wilder… new title: Ferris Bueller Jerks Off. Deadpool tells Bailey not to call him for the Deadpool 2 Honest Trailer, but rather Hugh Jackman who he has in his phone under Jean Valjean! OMG, spit-take!

This was the only suitable Honest Trailer a film like Deadpool could possibly get. It was laugh out loud funny and NOT bullsh*t LOL type worthy funny. Deadpool comes out on Blu-ray/DVD this week… or as Deadpool himself calls them, “f*cking drink coasters.” Screen Junkies have over 5.4 million subscribers on YouTube and release a new Honest Trailer every Tuesday.

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Honest Trailers – Deadpool

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