‘Ash vs Evil Dead’: Vote ASH4PRESIDENT and Make America Groovy Again
By Dr. Zaius
Tuesday, October 4th, 2016 at 5:30 pm
If you are tired of hearing Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton toss accusations around, and are sick of dealing with the reality that they are the only two choices for our nation’s highest office, then rest easy”¦ a groovy new third option just emerged: Ashley J. Williams. Bruce Campbell’s alter ego is the only candidate who can actually say they’ve saved the world before and could do it again!
With season 2 of Campbell’s hit show Ash vs Evil Dead debuting this past weekend, Starz is promoting the show by running ASH4PRESIDENT ads mocking both major party candidates.
Check out the videos here below, one of which reveals Ash’s stance on legalizing marijuana.
In the first video, we see the two candidates offer up plans to create more jobs in the U.S., but Ash has a better idea. Since the Chinese make so many of our products, let’s have them MAKE new jobs and ship those jobs back to the United States. Paid for by Americans Seeking Hope”¦ and he approves the “f*cking” message!
You know Ash, the consummate ladies’ man will have a lot to say about gender equality. Specifically, a woman’s right to go braless and have her breasts live freely. “I ask all the ladies who support gender equality to pull my lever.”
Finally, Trump argues for strong borders. Ash agrees, that’s why the U.S. is done with Canadians and their crappy “bacon” and we strive to improve relations with Mexico since, hey, who doesn’t like churros.
Ash has a simple plan to fix America. Boobs, churros, and slaying deadite with his chainsaw hand and boomstick. Make sure to write in Ash Williams for President in November and watch Ash vs Evil Dead every Sunday night on Starz.
Ash4President | Creating More Jobs | STARZ
He’s already the king. Now it’s time to make him President. Visit Ash4President.com or follow @Ash4President on Twitter to support Ash4President.
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