Lindsay Lohan wants to play Wonder Woman in Joss Whedon’s upcoming movie. Yeah, right! Geeks of Doom wants to see a Wonder Woman, not a Wonder Girl!

So we’ve taken matters into our own hands, and we present our top contenders for the role of Wonder Woman!

Morena Baccarin:

Morena’s naturally curly black locks and smooth, glowing skin already give her the perfect Wonder Woman look. Her role as a companion in Joss Whedon’s Firefly showed off her sex appeal as well as her abilities with a bow staff. Her newcomer status could allow her to become the face of Woman Woman in the public’s mind.

Charlize Theron:

She looks good in tight clothing, looks good with black hair, looks good kicking butt (the only thing she doesn’t look good in, apparently, is a fake tan). She has an Academy Award, too. What else can you ask for? And maybe she can atone for Aeon Flux.

Angelina Jolie:

Angelina is trying her hardest to be a Wonder Woman in real life. She’s a goodwill ambassador and even flies her own plane (though it’s totally visible!). She’s already kicked butt in Tomb Raider, and, at the very least, the Wonder Woman movie would get an even bigger lesbian following.

Jennifer Garner:

Yeah, we know she’s one half of the second iteration of Bennifer, and yes, we’d have to forgive her for Elektra, but have you seen Alias? Come on, as far as actresses go, she’s a proven action goddess, with a clearly defined ability to kick ass and take names. And we know she can fiil out the costume!

Kate Beckinsale:

Horse mouth aside, Kate is pretty hot and has the Wonder Woman look. Check out her dark curly hair in Van Helsing (never mind the acting). But Kate brings more than just looks; she can act. She’s also one of the few actresses to lead a successful action film, Underworld.