The Cold War was the best! No. Wait. Let me start over. The Cold War was the best because we knew who we were fighting. Letâ€™s face it, the war on terror is about as specific as the war on war (patent pending). Itâ€™s an obscure blanket term that focuses more on an ideal than a physical enemy. And as an American I can say with no hesitation that we need physical enemies. We need guys to point the finger at and give the finger to. Guys we can put on the fronts of t-shirts and parody on television. Plus, you canâ€™t punch a concept in the face… or screw its wife (metaphorically speaking, of course).
During the Cold War, we had the Soviet Union; the great red bear led by mother Russia herself. A vodka-soaked, capitalism-hating empire bent on world domination (at least thatâ€™s what our media seemed to think). It was like Cobra, if everybody was the Baroness. With Americaâ€™s current foreign policy going the way itâ€™s going (weâ€™re looking at you Syria and most of the Middle East, for that matter), we might not be too far off from bringing back the times when our hatred of other nations seemed more politically based and substantially less racist.
Continue reading for more and to check out my 6 Reasons Life Was Way Better When Russia Was The Bad Guy.
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