No, this is not news. What it is, is one of the funniest damn things seen in a long, long while.

Here’s the setup: comedian Skyler Stone came to the realization that this whole Twilight thing was getting a wee bit out of hand. He decided that it was time to act, and began planning a necessary intervention for a group of fans of the franchise, all documented via video for the website Funny or Die. Stone set up a super-duper-special premiere of the new movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon, which had a packed house in no time whatsoever. The multitudes of beaming fans were recorded expressing their indescribable joy (some on a questionable level), and before long, they were seated and ready for showtime. This is when Mr. Stone comes out and breaks the bad news before attempting to talk some sense into the crowd. Sadly, none of it seems to sink in very well, but the effort is much appreciated.

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