Skull-Face Island Movie Podcast presented by Geeks Of Doom
Episode 03: Total Recall / Bourne Legacy
Hello! Itâ€™s Adam Frazier aka FamousMonster and welcome to Skull-Face Island! Last week we participated in the 20th Annual Skull-Face Island Olympic Games, where Team USA took the Gold in Ribbon Dancing, Pterodactyl Hang Gliding, and Freestyle Napping. As expected, the natives dominated in Interpretive Animal Sacrifice, Coconut Bowling, and of course, the 100m Velociraptor Dash.
Needless to say, David Allen, Tim Grant, and myself are exhausted. We’ve been replenishing our precious bodily fluids with copious amounts of fruit smoothies and frozen daiquiris thanks to Tim’s capacity for building state-of-the-art blending apparatuses out of scrap metal and tree bark.
If you missed our previous transmissions, let me explain how this works. In the year 1991, US Flight 1313 experienced a mysterious, magnetic anomaly somewhere over the South Pacific. Engines failed, pilots cursed and prayed to their Gods, and three boys (thatâ€™s us!) washed ashore on Skull-Face Island, which of course is an ISLAND in the SHAPE of a SKULL! How cool is that!?
After exploring the dark interior of the island with machetes and bullwhips, we found an old communications array. Hereâ€™s the weird thing, it still works. Not only does it work, this thing is like Netflix, Amazon Instant, Video on Demand, and Apple TV combined â€“ itâ€™s got all the latest movies and television shows. We havenâ€™t even bothered sending out a distress signal yet because weâ€™re re-watching Are You Being Served? right nowâ€¦
On this week’s transmission, we’ll be covering all the latest movie news and take time out to discuss Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake, as well as Tony Gilroy’s The Bourne Legacy. We’ll also play a game using our listener’s favorite films! We’d like to thank everyone who used the #SkullFaceIsland hashtag to tweet us their favorite movies!
OK, enough talking. Get ready for a whole lot of obscure references and explicit language, and maybe – if you’re good – a sliding crotch attack courtesy of Kate Beckinsale.
Show Notes: Skull-Face Island â€“ Episode 03: â€œTotal Recall / Bourne Legacyâ€
Geek-O-Matic News: Joss Whedon Will Contribute Creatively For Marvel Studios Until 2015, Fox May Relinquish Daredevil To Keep Galactus & Silver Surfer, Teaser Trailer For Kathryn Bigelowâ€™s Seal Team 6 Film Zero Dark Thirty, Boardwalk Empire Star Michael K. Williams In Talks To Join RoboCop Remake
Movie Review(s): Total Recall / The Bourne Legacy
#YourFavoriteMovieSucks: Last week we asked you guys to tweet us your favorite movies using the #skullfaceisland hashtag. Well, we took those submissions and, instead of praising you for your unique taste in film, we decided to be total dicks and bash your favorite movies. Enjoy!