As you all know, Black Metal Friday is our weekly celebration of the worship of “The Dark Side” in heavy metal music. Well, in honor of today’s long-awaited premiere of Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens, we here at Geeks of Doom present to you a video from the folks over at Galactic Empire. In the clip, we get to check out a metal rendition of John Williams’ iconic Star Wars theme performed not for the dark side but rather by the dark side.

That’s right kiddies, Darth Vader, a shadow guard, and an imperial guard on lead guitars; a run of the mill storm trooper on bass (hey, are they implying that bass players are non-descript?); everyone’s favorite bounty hunter Boba Fett on drums; and one very unlucky guitar tech. So take the advice of a very wise master: “Watch it below, you must… Enjoy it, you will.”

Director Ridley Scott‘s sequel to Prometheus, titled Alien: Covenant has found its lead.

It’s being reported that Katherine Waterston has been cast for the lead role, a character named Daniels. Waterston starred in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Inherent Vice alongside Joaquin Phoenix, and Danny Boyle’s Steve Jobs alongside Prometheus star Michael Fassbender. She will also be seen in the Harry Potter spinoff prequel Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them alongside Eddie Redmayne.

Yesterday we saw the first official image from director Paul Feig‘s reboot of the Ghostbusters franchise featuring the four stars of the movie.

Now some new character posters have been released for each of said four stars, Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones. Each of them focuses on something iconic from the Ghostbusters franchise, whether it be their familiar logo, the proton pack, or the P.K.E. Meter.

You can check out the four character posters below.

If you’ve ever wondered how things were going for Kevin McCallister, the young boy from Home Alone who was forgotten at home when his family went on a trip to Paris, a new video has been released that answers that question for you.

Macaulay Culkin reprises his role as McCallister for the first episode of a new web series titled :DRYVRS, in which a man encounters strange individuals while using an Uber-like transportation service. And let’s just say things aren’t going all that hot for Kevin these days.

You can watch the video below if you so choose, but be warned, if you cherish Home Alone it might do a little damage to those happy feels you get watching it.

Ash vs Evil Dead
Episode 1.7 “Fire in the Hole”
Directed by Michael Hurst
Written by Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Ivan Raimi
Starring Bruce Campbell, Ray Santiago, Dana DeLorenzo, Jill Marie Jones, Lucy Lawless, Kelson Henderson, Ben Fransham, Peter Feeney
Starz
Air date: Saturday, December 12, 2015, 9pm

The big development of last week’s episode was that Amanda Fisher (Jill Marie Jones) is now part of the gang. Ruby (Lucy Lawless) burnt up, and blew up fighting the Brujo deadite, and Ash’s evil decomposing hand scurried off. Fisher was saved by Ash (Bruce Campbell) at the diner, and with no one to turn to she joined up with Kelly (Dana DeLorenzo) and Pablo (Ray Santiago). Ash realizes now, that in order to finally put a stop to the Evil Dead, he must go back to where it all started… the cabin. But first, there’s Lem.

Spoilers below.