Hey all you headbanging, leather jacket-wearing, long-haired, stage diving, crowdsurfing, pot smoking, beer drinking, earring in your ears mother effers. You know what time of year it is!
No, itâ€™s not time to get Slayer ticketsâ€¦no, itâ€™s not time to reserve your copy of the new Cattle Decapâ€¦.itâ€™s time to start your holiday shopping lists.
Okay, I know holiday shopping isnâ€™t the most metal thing to do, but if you want Charlie to keep giving you hits off his bong and you want to Electra to pick up those extra tickets to Knotfest, itâ€™s time to pay the piper. Besides, this is also a great way to let your friends and relatives know about those goodies youâ€™ve had your eyes on all year.
So, without further ado, here are some gifties that will ensure you have a black Christmas and a Satanic Hanukkah.
â€¦ the 2019 Metalheadâ€™s Holiday Gift Guideâ€¦
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