Hey all you headbanging, leather jacket-wearing, long-haired, stage diving, crowdsurfing, pot smoking, beer drinking, earring in your ears mother effers. You know what time of year it is!

No, it’s not time to get Slayer tickets”¦no, it’s not time to reserve your copy of the new Cattle Decap”¦.it’s time to start your holiday shopping lists.

Okay, I know holiday shopping isn’t the most metal thing to do, but if you want Charlie to keep giving you hits off his bong and you want to Electra to pick up those extra tickets to Knotfest, it’s time to pay the piper. Besides, this is also a great way to let your friends and relatives know about those goodies you’ve had your eyes on all year.

So, without further ado, here are some gifties that will ensure you have a black Christmas and a Satanic Hanukkah.

“¦ the 2019 Metalhead’s Holiday Gift Guide”¦

This week on The Drill Down podcast, Google Stadia launches and The Drill Down‘s annual Holiday Gift Guide…

The holiday season is coming up and The Drill Down would like you to be ready for it. So as we do every year around this time, we’ve prepared a list of what we consider the perfect gifts to give… and get this holiday. So before you stand around for hours this Black Friday, spend some time with us.

Friday night on AMC’s horror streaming service Shudder, Joe Bob Briggs returned with another The Last Drive-In special, the Halloween Hootenanny, featuring a triple threat of Michael Myers movies and Darcy the Mailgirl doing Tom Atkins cosplay. The original 1978 Carpenter classic was followed by 1988’s Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and 1989’s Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. The latter of which, Joe Bob called a torture device. You won’t have to wait too long to get your fill of Joe Bob’s wisecracking commentary, film history tidbits, and drive-in totals as he’ll be ushering in the holiday season with Joe Bob’s Red Christmas, a holiday-themed triple threat of horror going live on Shudder on Friday, December 13, 2019.

If you missed the reminder that The Predator was getting its own holiday special that was going to air during the BoJack Horseman Christmas episode last night, never fear.

The stop-motion animated short has now been released online by 20th Century Fox. It’s only a couple of minutes long, and you can check it out below.

Whether you consider it a Christmas movie or not, I think we can all agree that Die Hard is freakin’ awesome.

20th Century Fox sure thinks it’s a Christmas movie, dubbing it “The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told.” To take that a step further, they’ve released a new holiday trailer for the movie, which is currently celebrating its 30th anniversary. You can check it out below.