One of the most memorable “speeches” that’s come out of AMC’s Breaking Bad is the one Walter White (Bryan Cranston) gives about being “The One Who Knocks.”

Now, McSweeney’s has posted what Walt’s speech would have been if it had been written by famous authors like Edgar Allan Poe, George R.R. Martin, J.K. Rowling, Dr. Seuss, and more.

I’ve listed a few from my favorite authors here below, along with a video of the scene from Breaking Bad (where Walt also says another popular quote, “I am the danger”).

The $10 t-shirt deal of the day over at RIPT Apparel today takes the 11 Doctors of Doctor Who and transforms them into citizens of Dr. Seuss‘s land of Whoville in “Doctor Whoville” by ianleino.

The shirt went on sale at RIPT today, Monday, November 26, 2012, at midnight CST, and will continue for 24 hours from then, and once it’s over, it will not be sold on the site anymore.

The t-shirt is available in men’s (through 3XL) and women’s sizes for $10 each in gray. Youth sizes are $12; Toddlers, Girls, and Onesies are $10; Hoodies are $38 (in Men/Unisex sizes in gray). You can also get the design on coasters for $25; iphone cases for $18; and prints (18″x24″) for $20.

The $10 t-shirt deal of the day over at TeeFury today is a mash-up of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham and Super Mario Bros. called “Green Eggs and Mushrooms” by adho1982.

The sale began at Teefury today, Thursday, September 13, 2012, at midnight EST, and will continue for 24 hours from then, and once it’s over, it will not be sold on the site for $10 anymore, though it might continue into the next day for $13 (look for the After Hours bar at the top).

The $10 t-shirt deal of the day over at RIPT Apparel is a Back To The Future-themed shirt if it was designed by Dr. Seuss called “Oh, The Eras You’ll Go!” by artist joshmirm.

The sale at RIPT began today, Tuesday, July 3, 2012, at midnight CST, and will continue for 24 hours from then, and once it’s over, it will not be sold on the site anymore.

Every day here at Doom HQ we receive tons of tips from our readers about really cool stuff from the world of geek, as well as promotional materials for new films, comic books, collectibles, and much more. While we do our best to bring you as much of it as possible, we don’t always have enough geek manpower available to cover it all on a daily basis. But we hate the idea of all of this really cool stuff wasting away in our inbox. How could we NOT cover it? Hence why we’ve resurrected our long-defunct column Bits Of Doom, now rebranded and revamped as Doom Digest, a collection of easily digestible bits of news, videos, photos, and other goodies.

Today: A Star Trek engagement ring, Bill Murray‘s hologram, Star Wars as told by Dr. Seuss, house sigils for TV families, metal Game Of Thrones song, and a bird who chirps like R2-D2, plus Bits Of Doom.