The Zombie Combat Manual
A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead
Paperback | Kindle
by Roger Ma
Release Date: April 6, 2010
Sooner or later we’re going to be faced with the zombie apocalypse. It’s gonna happen folks. Theyâ€™re coming to get you Barbara, or Bob, or Philippe, or whatever. The warning signs are everywhere, and the success of The Walking Dead is just the latest. One of these days you’re going to be in your backyard relaxing in a hammock with a tall, cool glass of fresh lemonade, the warm summer air and the serene peacefulness of the day lulling you into an afternoon nap, when all of a sudden a horde of the flesh-crazed undead will come busting through your fence (which you just painted after the wife had been nagging at you all week to get it done…. damn it) howling and drooling and ready to take a chomp out of your worthless hide. Theyâ€™re dead, theyâ€™re all messed up, you know? Now you have but only a few seconds to respond, so what do you do? Risk becoming either a meal for an army of slobbering, shambling corpses or perhaps become one of them, or you get up off your ass and take the matter into your own hands?
Donâ€™t you know whatâ€™s going on out there? There is no Sunday school picnic goddamnit! Whatever your decision may be, it would help to have a copy of Roger Ma‘s The Zombie Combat Manual at your side. When the stinking cesspool of Hades starts cracking down on their admission policy, your life just might depend on it. Die, or survive…. your call.
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