Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don’t care, I’m still free,
You can’t take the sky from me.

From the magically talented artist that has bedecked you in Guardians of the Galaxy adornments, draped you in Outlander finery, and dressed you like a Viking, comes a jewelry line all of us space cowboys have been waiting for… RockLove Jewelry’s Firefly collection by Allison Hourcade Cimino, also a ThinkGeek exclusive!

More below.

This week, Greg Davies (from TARDISBlend, Blendover, and Heavy Metal Historian podcasts) joins us as we discuss: Jay Z brings major talent into streaming music, Twitter gets into livestreaming, Gender discrimination in tech, an executive order against cyber threats, and the Doctor (as we now know him) turns ten … and much much more.

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, ThinkGeek has brought back a variation on their limited edition Kiss Me I’m Elvish t-shirt and is offering it for FREE today with the purchase of $30 or more.

This Lord Of The Rings-inspired 100% cotton kelly green t-shirt features the words “Kiss Me I’m Elvish” in white letters. The same phrase is also written in Tengwar in Feanorian script resembling that of the inscription on the One Ring. The background design is inspired by the white Tree of Gondor.

This week, Amazon launches the Fire set-top box, OKCupid takes a political stance and blocks Firefox, news from Microsoft‘s Build conference, DVD/CD ripping is finally legal in the UK, April Fools on the web, and much more…

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If you’re a fan of ThinkGeek products, then you know April 1st is the day to watch the site as they roll out their annual limited-time-only, hard-to-get (or actually, impossible to get!) products.

This year, the spotlight product of the day is one we’ve all been waiting for — Rosetta Stone® – Learn to Speak Klingon!

That’s right – the popular language learning system has teamed up with ThinkGeek and Nerdist to create this eagerly anticipated item and even got the endorsement of everyone’s favorite Klingon – Michael Dorn, who played Worf on Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. You can check out the video here below of Dorn hawking the new product.

This week, April Fools…on the web, Amazon snaps up Goodreads, Bitcoin breaks a 1 Billion dollars, the elusive Facebook phone may be on Android, a new iPhone gears up for production, and a special message from The President.

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This week, The Drill Down team takes a look at April Fools’ Day on the web, Apple’s upcoming revolutionary TV vs. existing console-based options, and further bad times for Yahoo, as Facebook strikes back, but first, this week’s hot tech headlines.

Instagram comes to Android, details on Sony‘s next-generation Playstation, Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs, Apple addresses worker violations at Foxconn, an iPhone stalker app raises privacy concerns on Facebook, Amazon wins sales tax fight in Colorado, Google to sell tablets online, Google tests augmented reality goggles, and OMGPop‘s CEO gets catty.

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Think Geek is currently selling an arcade-style joystick that you can add quickly and easily to you iPad!

The JOYSTICK-IT works with the iPad and many Android tablets, and even with mobile phones that have capacitive touchscreen displays. It will work for any game that features a virtual on-screen control pad. Now you can play games on you tablet like Pac-Man and use a joystick!

Check out the video here below to see this joystick in action.

Last year around this very same time, we found out that the great ThinkGeek had received permission from George Lucas and his LucasFilm to create and sell the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag, which originated as an April Fool’s Day joke and exploded in undeniable popularity (Read: Must Own: The Famed ‘Star Wars’ Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Is Now A Reality!).

Now comes the next great product that Star Wars fanatics will have to own: the Jedi bath robe. Yes indeed, now you can be a noble Jedi any time of the day, and it won’t require you wear a Halloween costume in January, which might just lead to nervous friends and family members who one day randomly stop calling.

At conventions filled with costumed geeks, they don’t have regular competitions of athleticism. No, they do something far better, such as the first ever Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Race at Dragon*Con 2010, which is planned to be an annual event.

For those that aren’t familiar with the reference, online retailer ThinkGeek produces a sleeping bag that resembles the creature Han Solo slices open and places Luke Skywalker into for warmth on the planet Hoth during the first classic Star Wars sequel Empire Strikes Back [Read Must Own: The Famed ‘Star Wars’ Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Is Now A Reality!]

Organizer geeky costumer Juliette Vincent decided to contact ThinkGeek about sponsoring a race, which they agreed to do if Dragon*Con would officially recognize it in their programing.

The top three winners of the race received prizes and a small legion of respect from onlookers. We of course captured this epic display of athleticism in the shaky videos embedded below.

Check them out and offer your play-by-play opinions in the comment section.