The MP3 album deal of the day over at Amazon today is Romantic Classical Music for Valentine’s Day for only $.99.

For only a dollar, you’ll get 49 classical songs — some of which are movements nearly 20 minutes in length — by many different artists and orchestras, including the London Symphony Orchestra performing the opening aria of Handel’s “Xerxes, HWV 40 (“Ombra mai fu”).” There’s music from Carmen, Swan Lake, Romeo and Juliet, and much more. While the songs are perfect for Valentine’s Day, they can be enjoyed all year round, so for $.99, Romantic Classical Music for Valentine’s Day is an amazing deal.

At the Bronx Zoo in New York, there are 58,000 Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, each of which need to be named.

That’s where you come in.

For Valentine’s Day, you can Name A Roach in honor of your loved one for only $10! Your tax-deductible donation comes with an e-card you can send. But that’s not all! How about some chocolate roaches?

The BBC is offering up some Doctor Who-themed Valentine’s Day e-Cards to send to your sweetie!

There are 8 designs to choose from with clever sweet-nothings and images of current Doctor (Matt Smith), his companion Amy Pond, and the ever-lovin’ Daleks.

Visit BBC’s DOCTOR WHO E-CARDS page to send a Valentine today!

Nothing like a little Doctor Who love to start Valentine’s Day off right.

Woke up this morning to find this image in my inbox from my buddy Vactor, the smooth-talker (he’s available ladies!).

Thanks, my friend!

The latest Doom Delivery sure does live up to the name, as it’s an invitation to a Valentine’s Day dance which will surely lead me to my doom. It arrived via FedEx (not so doomy) and was very lightweight, so I couldn’t imagine what was in it. I opened it to find an artificial black rose (which I dig) and a small card with a drawn red heart on it that read…

YOU’RE INVITED!

WHAT: THE ANNUAL VALENTINE’S DAY DANCE
WHERE: VALENTINE BLUFFS
HOSTED BY: HARRY WARDEN

Uh-oh! As soon as I saw the name of the host, I knew that this was no innocuous Valentine’s Day dance! I knew this was a test! On the other side of the card was the message “Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day From Lionsgate” with an image of their recently released special edition DVD of the 1981 horror flick My Bloody Valentine.