Do you salivate at the thought of slaying Orks? Are your dreams filled with thoughts of Chainswords (that is right, a sword that’s also a chainsaw)? Jet packs do anything for you? Are you ready and willing to save a Universe, but just don’t know where to start? Do you love the Warhammer 40k series?

Good news, my friends! Breakthrough video game technology has just been made available that can help you realize your wants and dreams, just as they’ve helped me.

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine was released on September 6 for Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and PC. Sadly, I have not actually bought the game yet, but there is a free demo available on Steam.