It’s getting colder. The days are getting shorter, the nights are getting longer, and everyone is so full of Christmas cheer, it makes you want to burn down a church. Worse than that, you have to spend precious beer money on… gifts. Well, whether you have metal buddies who are seriously expecting something this season, or whether you want to give Aunt Mabel something so heinously inappropriate that she will regift it right back to you, you might want to take a look at this list.

Here’s the 2015 Metalhead’s Holiday Gift Guide…

Jack Daniel’s Whiskey-Filled Chocolate Bars – let that soak in for a few seconds.

So, yeah, these apparently exist. Swiss chocolatiers Goldkenn offers this confection in 3.5 oz gold-foil-wrapped bars (with 8.5% whiskey) and as truffles (with 4% alcohol) packaged in various boxes and tins. You can also get a pack of 5 bars.

The folks over at The Awesomer got their hands on some of these Jack Daniel’s-filled chocolate bars, and according to them, it’s “possibly the greatest chocolate bar we’ve ever tasted” and “it will get you buzzed.”