In what has to be one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen, a baby, fully mustached clone of Danny Trejo‘s Machete character has shown up in a deleted scene on the Blu-ray release of director Robert Rodriguez‘s sequel, Machete Kills.

Having not seen the final film, I can’t say how different this is from the scene they used in the movie, which involves Machete and a villainous Mel Gibson. All I can say is this could cause a nightmare or two, so proceed with caution.

You can check out the deleted scene below!

A while back, Nicolas Cage was said to be in the mix for a role in The Expendables 3, but nothing ever came of it. Instead, it’s being reported that Kelsey Grammer has joined the cast, and will be playing the role that Cage was rumored to be up for.

Grammer will be playing an ex-mercenary named Bonaparte who helps the Expendables with their mission. The actor also recently signed on to play the villain in Transformers 4.

We’ve already seen a trailer for Machete Kills, the sequel to the 2010 Robert Rodriguez flick Machete, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

A new red band trailer for the movie has been released and it is…something to see. This bad boy is full of absurd over-the-top violence—including Machete (played once again by Danny Trejo) sending not one but TWO gentlemen flying into the spinning blades of a helicopter, one via his own insidey parts—Sofia Vergara sporting all kinds of interesting weaponry, and Mel Gibson as one of the movie’s villains doing what he does best: acting a little crazy.

Click on over to the other side to check out the red band trailer for Machete Kills. This one is very NSFW. You’ve been warned!

Mere days after we announced that Bruce Willis had bailed out of co-starring in The Expendables 3 over a measly million bucks (because what’s a lousy million $$$ between good friends? Apparently a lot more than just a million dollars on its own) only to be replaced by much bigger – and reportedly much nicer – Hollywood action icon Harrison Ford, the production has added another pair of heavy hitters to its cast.

Deadline’s Mike Fleming Jr. is reporting that Mel Gibson and Antonio Banderas – both long-rumored to be up for roles in the soon-to-film franchise action sequel – have joined The Expendables 3. Though the part being played by Banderas has yet to be revealed, Gibson is said to be playing the film’s main villain. Both actors are also appearing in similar roles in the upcoming Machete Kills. Several months ago Stallone hinted at the possibility of Gibson directing the sequel before the job was handed to Patrick Hughes.

Hola queridos lectores! That means, “Hello dear readers.” Gotta special little treat for you today. The first trailer for Machete Kills is now live and in full, lurid color.

You can check it out here below.

Director Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo introduce the trailer in Spanish and the narrator speaks the same language throughout the trailer, but fret not you proud hablantes de inglés because the rest of the trailer doesn’t require a Babel fish in your ear to understand. It’s a surprisingly bloodless preview, but Rodriguez is still bringing the crazy like gangbusters. A little violence here, some very pretty women there, and it’s all rounded off by a special appearance by Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States. He’s credited as “Carlos Estevez,” which all of you trivia buffs will recognize as Sheen’s birth name.