Admittedly I was never a fan of Robert Pattinson to begin with. For one thing his pasty sparkly complexion ruined the reputation of the cinematic vampire. But after watching the teaser for David Cronenberg‘s Cosmopolis, I was very interested in seeing how he changed from swooning bloodsucker to eccentric billionaire looking for a simple hair cut. Now two full trailers have shown that he is going to silence all the haters with his dark and twisted performance. Check it out after the jump.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen something like this from David Cronenberg, who has been steering clear of these odd and twisted movies. So directing Cosmopolis is a very welcomed return.

Now that The Twilight Saga is finally almost over (for now, anyway), what’s the fastest way for an actor to extract himself from the sewage-coated shadow of those awful movies?

Well…by doing a David Cronenberg film next, of course.

Twilight star Robert Pattinson is appearing in Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis next, and judging by the very brief and twisted new teaser trailer, it will be unlike anything you’ve ever seen from the actor before.

You can check out the trailer by heading below now. Be warned: though only 30 seconds in length, some images may be considered NSFW.

Never let it be said that David Cronenberg isn’t a prolific guy.

With A Dangerous Method yet to even hit theaters, the director is nearing completion on his next film, Cosmopolis, and we are now seeing what may come of that.

A set of new photos has been released from the film, featuring both Robert Pattinson and Sarah Gadon, the pair who make up the husband/wife duo set at the center of the film.

Since 1927 over 200 legends of Hollywood have been honored by the famed Grauman’s Chinese Theatre by imprinting their hands, feet, or other notable traits in the cement outside, solidifying their cinematic and celebrity legacy for all time.

Just looking over the list of greats who have been given the honor (check them all out here), you can see how significant the honor is. Looking over the very same list, you will then understand why it’s so sickening to hear the news that Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson, stars of The Twilight Saga, will now be immortalized with their own hand and footprints in the cement.

This might just be one of the best videos I’ve ever seen.

The video sums up the popular five–movie series, The Twilight Saga, in just four short seconds. The movies, which are based on the books of author Stephenie Meyer, star Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner.

Though it was uploaded in July and I’m a little late to the party, it’s still oh, so worth sharing. I giggled like a fool, over and over and over again. And, unless you’re a Twi–hard, you probably will too.

Click on over to the other side to check out the video now.