Breaking News: Edward Cullen, the impossibly beautiful, sunlight-sparkling vampire from Stephenie Meyer‘s Twilight series is crawling out of his angst-ridden crypt to celebrate his eleventy-first birthday today. So, in honor of this occasion, the teaser trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 has been released. Check out the trailer below!
Hey, you know who else famously celebrated their eleventy-first birthday? That’s right, everyone’s favorite hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. In The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Bilbo abruptly slips on the ring of power and pulls a disappearing act, scurrying away from much drunken merriment as he’s not exactly a party animal. What does an Edward Cullen vampire birthday bash look like anyway? Does the Cullen family get together for a pick-up game of super-powered baseball? Is there is a Vamps vs. Wolves charity putt-putt tournament? I bet there are hilarious gag gifts where great aunt Lucille gives Edward a “Team Jacob” shirt.
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