Earlier today, my overlord and master Empress Eve posted an article telling all of you about the “it’s really happening, isn’t it?” Watchmen prequel comics miniseries collection entitled Before Watchmen coming this Summer from DC Comics.

Well folks, I have been tasked to bring you my opinions on the creative teams and titles and to put it shortly, this whole thing is hilarious to me.

So the Watchmen debut has come and gone and we won’t be seeing quite the same amount of news that we were so used to seeing. Fortunately, this has not stopped the motivated and entrepreneurial Dr. Manhattan from lassoing that moon and moving on to bigger and better things. The immortal blue being stopped by G4’s Attack of the Show to pitch a few ideas for movies that he’s come up with in hopes of storming the Hollywood hills.

Unfortunately, his ideas weren’t quite as good as maybe you would expect from a being of infinite knowledge such as Manhattan. Especially since it’s been 20+ years since the events of Watchmen took place; he’s had plenty of time to brainstorm.

Even while his movie ideas weren’t working out so well, the unstoppable doctor returned with a brand new idea — this time for a TV sitcom!

Click over to the other side to enjoy the video over and over again.