Howdy breathers. Your old & rotten pal Obvious Zombie here, and have I got a meaty treat for you GoD readers! Get this. One of you meat sacks went and created a ZOMBIE-themed Tarot deck called The Zombie Tarot: An Oracle of the Undead. Maybe things have changed since my brain turned into gray goo, but from what I remember Tarot decks are used to tell the future. Yes? No? Maybe so?

Being the kindly monstrosity that you all know I am, I’m going to save you some time. Look deeply into my crystal baaaaall. I see you & I together. We’re out. For a nice bit of lunch, it seems. Hrmmm. Your future…it’s hazy. Wait. Oh, silly me. I see it now. We’re not *at* lunch. You *are* my lunch… Ha! I kid the living! But seriously though. That’ll be $50.

I’m sorry. I seem to go off message a lot ever since that dude in Walmart took a Louisville to my left lobe. DON’T WORRY! We were just playing a round of Catch You, Eat You. Contest. CONTEST! Right. We’ve got us a pretty special contest right here. Not only are we Geeks of Doom giving away FIVE copies of The Zombie Tarot: An Oracle of the Undead, but one Grand Prize winner will be getting their own personal tarot reading (via tele) from the author. All made possible by the quirky kooky zany crew at Quirk Books.

One (1) Grand Prize winners will receive:

• One (1) Zombie Tarot Set
• One (1) Personalized Tarot reading by the author via phone*

Four (4) First Prize winners will receive:

• One (1) Zombie Tarot Set

Zone One: A Novel
By Colson Whitehead
Hardcover | Kindle
Doubleday
Release date: October 18, 2011

Zone One begins not with the outbreak of a zombie plague, but a few years into its aftermath, when survivor camps and a new government, the American Phoenix, has already been established. In most other places – the great “˜out there’ – the dead still roam in search of live human food. Colson Whitehead tells the story from the point of view of an extraordinarily average young man called Mark Spitz who is part of a sweeper unit sent out by the military, which has set up a command station in Chinatown, to kill and dispose of the walking dead all over the island of Manhattan, beginning in Zone One, lower Manhattan.

The $10 t-shirt deal of the day over at TeeFury today is a Star Trek-themed zombie-inspired shirt called “The Walking Red” by midgerock and Apalooza.

The sale began at Teefury today, Sunday, April 22, 2012, at midnight EST, and will continue for 24 hours from then, and once it’s over, it will not be sold on the site anymore.

Max Brooks, author of popular zombie books such as World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War and The Zombie Survival Guide, paid a visit to the Discovery Channel show Sons of Guns for its season finale.

In the episode, which first aired April 18th, Brooks stepped up to a challenge by Red Jacket Firearms to see who can create the ultimate zombie-killing gun.

You can see two videos from the episode below—one of Brooks first arriving and trying out some starting point guns; the other of teams designing their perfect zombie-killer—and you can catch the episode either on Discovery or on demand.

Although Easter is just around the corner, there’s still a bit of time for you to make your own holiday treats, like, for instance, Chocolate Zombie Bunnies!

Bummed out by missing out on Think Geek‘s Chocolate Zombie Bunny, the folks over at Criminal Crafts decided to make their own — and with great success, I might add.

Head over to Criminal Crafts for instructions with photos on how to make your own Chocolate Zombie Bunnies. The image here above is a crop from one of their photos.