Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Season 2 Episode 23: “Johnny And Dora”
Directed by Dean Holland
Written by Luke Del Tredici
Created by Daniel J Goor, Michael Schur
Starring Andy Samberg, Andre Braugher, Stephanie Beatriz, Melissa Fumero, Joe Lo Truglio, Chelsea Peretti, Dirk Blocker, Joel McKinnon Miller, Terry Crews
FOX
Air Date: Sunday, May 17th, 2015, 8:30pm

Another finale is upon us! I am going to miss the belly laughs of this delightful little comedy.

The morning brief has Peralta (Andy Samberg) and Santiago (Melissa Fumero) leading the case of an identity thief, who made off with over 100,000 social security numbers, ready to sell to China. The two of them cannot get over the awkwardness of how much they like each other – resorting to insults (“weird elbows”). The case forces them to get reeeally close though. The ending for the episode for them is satisfying.

Louie
Season 5 Episode 6 “Sleepover”
Directed by Louis C.K.
Teleplay by Louis C.K.
Created by Louis C.K.
Starring Louis C.K., Pamela Adlon, Hadley Delany, Ursula Parker, Susan Kelechi Watson, Robert Kelly
FX
Air Date: Thursday, May 14th, 2015, 10:30pm

Last night’s Louie was not crazy scary like last week’s when “Awful Being,” as the scariest creature on earth was called in this episode, kept popping up. It actually was my favorite episode of Louie ever, even though I’m too scared to ever watch it again.

Thursday nights Lip Sync Battle, kept it all in the family, as Derek Hough battled little sis, Julianne Hough. Both professional dancers, the brother and sister are also on Dancing With The Stars together.

At first I was like, “Well… I know Dancing With The Stars is popular, even though I love So You Think You Can Dance way more… so eh.” But I should have known that professional dancers, used to choreographing spectacular productions with less than professional dancers, would put on a show.

Watch the videos below.

This week, AOL bought Time/Warner and now Verizon buys AOL, a $9 computer, no coffee DRM for Keurig, a new state of matter, Google‘s autonomous cars are better drivers than you, and the tenth anniversary of Leeeeeeeeeeerooooy Jenkinnnnns!… and much, much more.

Symphonic black metal pioneers Cradle of Filth are gearing up for the release of their eleventh studio album this July. The record is titled Hammer of the Witches and will be released by metal mega-label Nuclear Blast Records. It is the first COF album to feature the British band’s new lineup.

For this week’s Black Metal Friday, check out the video for the album’s first single, “Right Wing Of The Garden Triptych,” here below.