It’s that jolly time of year again in which Pfeff-Bot and I come up with a wondrous assortment of gift ideas for the geek you love — or simply to treat yo’ self! No need to spend countless hours at the mall with little space to move or think; no reason to wait until the last minute, only to realize that Amazon Prime isn’t going to meet its two-day shipping agreement. We’ve got you covered! So read on ahead and let us do the gift browsing for you!

Zombies/The Walking Dead

Our world seems to be quite chaotic these days — what better way to prepare yourself for the unknown (or the undead) than with Rick Grimes’ Sherriff Backpack! Or perhaps your family desires a new zombified look for the Christmas tree this year? These items won’t just help you survive, they’ll help you live!

*Rick Grimes Sheriff’s Backpack

*Walking Dead Zombie String Lights

*Zombie Cookie Cutters

*Gentle Giant Zombie Kingpin Mini-Bust

*The Walking Dead Computer Sitter: Daryl

*Eeny Meeny Miny Moe Negan Charm Necklace

*Zombie Baking Cups

Star Wars

Don’t be a “Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!” Choose the right gift for Jedi you love.

*BB-8 USB Car Charger

*Death Star Bluetooth Speaker

*Darth Vader Tree Topper

*R2-D2 Screwdriver

*Han Solo Costume Dress

*Do Or Do Not Cuff Bracelet

*Han and Leia Hand Towels

*Kylo Ren Lightsaber Room Light

*Boba Fett Tablepiece Christmas Decor

Doctor Who

It’s timey-wimey to find the right gift for that special companion of yours.

*The Doctor/Companion Rings

*Remote Control Flying Tardis

*Exclusive Doctor Who Comforter

*Dalek Earrings

*Kurt Adler 2D Printed Ornament Gift Box

*Her Universe Doctor’s Catchphrase Tank

*Diecast Master’s Pocket Watch

Heroes and Villains

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a whole smorgasbord of super-powered related goodies!

*One Batch Two Batch Penny and Dime Charm Necklace

*Joker and Harley Quinn Slip-On Sneakers

*Marvel Civil War Cutting Board

*Deadpool Costume Fleece Robe

*Justice League Business Card Cases

*Dancing Baby Groot Mug

*Luke Cage and Iron Fist Pint Glass 2-Pack

*Dragon Ball Z Hoodie

Game of Thrones

Need an umbrella that could fend off any white walker that comes your way? Are you having trouble finding the right goblet to drink out of? Do you need a good cloth-bound book to read while you sit near the fire on your iron throne? We’ve got the best items in all the seven kingdoms!

*Map Marker Salt and Pepper Shakers

*Exclusive Funko Glowing Night King

*Dragonclaw Goblet Replica

*Throne Stocking Holder

*Longclaw Umbrella

*A Song of Ice and Fire Cloth-Bound Box Set

*Edard Stark Mobile Case

Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Did someone say “seven horcruxes?”

*Triwizard Cup Lamp

*Spells Pint Glass Set

*Wizard Chess Set

*Harry Potter 5-Pack Panties

*Collectible Quidditch Set

*Fantastic Beasts Magical Characters and Places Coloring Book

*MACUSA Lightweight Scarf

Star Trek

Boldly give where no man has given before.

*ThinkGeek/Her Universe Ships Mae Dress

*Star Trek Garden Gnomes

*Borg Cube Fridge

*Tribble Tabletop Figure

*Bat’leth Letter Opener

*U.S.S. Enterprise Sushi Set

*ThinkGeek/Her Universe Bardot Party Dress

Pets

As much as you should treat yo’ self this holiday season, you should also treat yo’ pet as well!

*SUCK UK Cat Playhouse Series

*Chewbacca Hoodie

*Freddy Krueger Dog Costume

Han Cholo

Han Cholo is a Los Angeles-based jewelry company featuring some of our most-loved characters and stories like Star Wars, Masters of the Universe, Voltron, and Sonic The Hedgehog. Put simply, the company says, “We make badass jewelry for badass people!”

The company is releasing a Voltron Legendary Defender Ring just in time for the holidays! Han Cholo is also holding a semi-annual sale offering discounts such as 30% off of all precious metals.

Visit their website at www.hancholo.com.

Loot Crate

Finding a gift for those who appear to have everything is always a tricky obstacle to overcome. If you’ve given up on discovering that perfect specific gift, then what you seek may be best found in a random subscription service.

Loot Crate is similar to a wine or cheese or whatever “of the month” club, but aimed at the geek crowd. For a little over $10 per month, you or whoever it is you’re shopping for will receive a box full of various geeky goodies, much like the ones seen to the right. Every month is a different treasure chest of new toys and treats.

You can learn more about available options and see more examples of what they’ve sent out in the past, you can head to the Loot Crate website now.

Recommended by Olympus Athens.

RockLove Jewelry

RockLove Jewelry combines some of the most gorgeous handcrafted pieces with your favorite television shows. Some of the previously highlighted collections have been from The History Channel’s Vikings, Starz’s Outlander series, and Star Trek. They also have Penny Dreadful, Stargate, and soon… Firefly! Cannot wait!

Recommended by Empress Eve.

Ultra Sabers

Star Wars fans who want an authentic looking lightsaber, check out Ultra Sabers, who make top-of-the-line props, such as the Crossguard lightsaber-inspired Flamberge LE and Renegade.

Amazon Gift Card

Remember, if all else fails, there’s also the Amazon.com Gift Card, you can have emailed to the recipient (arrives immediately) or you can print out the gift card at home and give it to the intended that way. If you order in enough time, you can get the physical gift card sent to you.