Before they come “out of the shadows” on June 3rd, the gang at Screen Junkies wants to take you back in time… to a horrifying past where the heroes in a half shell wore denim jackets and put on a rock musical! Yep, before Michael Bay turned my childhood heroes into tall CGI monstrosities, and way after the greatness of the animated show, the toys, and the first two live action movies, the turtles hit the stage for the most bizarre and awful live act you may ever see. So sit back and enjoy, or avert your eyes from an Honest Trailer that NO ONE asked for – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells. In full disclosure, I did NOT have this VHS and never saw it, but if I knew it existed in 1990, I would’ve been all over it!

Check out the Honest Trailer below.

Buh duh duh duh duhhhhhh duh duh… if you grew up in the 90s you know you have the X-Men: The Animated Series opening theme stuck in your head. As expected, with X-Men: Apocalypse due out in theaters this week, the gang at Screen Junkies went back to one of the greatest animated shows of all time and gave the ’90s classics X-Men series the Honest Trailer treatment. This was legitimately my favorite show growing up, and I was so excited a few years back to get the entire series on DVD at a horror convention. So journey back to the time of super soakers and pizza bagels, when no one cared about the Avengers and enjoy the latest Honest Trailer.

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In the weeks between Captain America: Civil War and X-Men: Apocalypse, the gang at Screen Junkies had a lull to deal with. And so today comes the Honest Trailer for the Toy Story of the next generation, Wreck-It Ralph. The 2012 Disney animated film stars John C. Reilly as the Donkey Kong-esque villain of an old fashioned pixelated arcade game called Fix-It Felix. When he angrily leaves his game, sick of being looked as a bad guy, he winds up in a different candy-themed game where he has to help a little girl named Vallenope (Sarah Silverman). Like many a Disney film before it, Wreck-It Ralph gets the HT treatment this week.

Check out the Honest Trailer below.

When I saw yesterday’s Honest Trailer post, a sense of giddiness and joy shot down my back. After all this is f*cking Deadpool, the single most fun movie of the year, and possible ever. If you’re a Screen Junkies fan and follow the Honest Trailer series, you had to know this would be a good one. So grab your chimi-f*cking-changas and it’s time for the Honest Trailer of Captain Deadpool… no, no, no… just Deadpool.

Check out the Honest Trailer below (NSFW).

If you’re thinking, “Wait, there was a Captain America movie in 1990?!?” Well, don’t get too excited. Imagine far back to a darker time, when Marvel didn’t know how to make superhero movies, and DC movies ruled the universe… this was one year after Burton’s Batman. With Civil War coming to theatres this week, and with all the good Cap movies already done, the gang at Screen Junkies went deep into the VHS stacks, and dusted off the horrible 1990 Captain America for this week’s Honest Trailer.

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