From the personal journal of Darth Vader:
Iâ€™m sitting here in Dexterâ€™s Diner drinking some blue milk, though not very effectively as the straw doesnâ€™t squeeze too well through the ventilator holes in my mask. Itâ€™s relatively quiet in here today. I donâ€™t mean quiet as in nobodyâ€™s here; no theyâ€™re all just staring at me.
This happens frequently among the people on Coruscant when they havenâ€™t seen a lightsaber used in some time. Or maybe itâ€™s because they fear me so much that they have the poodoo scared out of them.
Theyâ€™re all staring at me uncertainly. Iâ€™m absolutely sure this will get back to my master, The Emperor. Heâ€™s going to be angered at my conduct here today.
You think heâ€™d thank me though. Itâ€™s not every day you get to behead Jar Jar Binks with a lightsaber.
Perhaps he might be more amused if I prepare something for himâ€¦
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