We’ve already seen a trailer for Machete Kills, the sequel to the 2010 Robert Rodriguez flick Machete, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

A new red band trailer for the movie has been released and it is…something to see. This bad boy is full of absurd over-the-top violence—including Machete (played once again by Danny Trejo) sending not one but TWO gentlemen flying into the spinning blades of a helicopter, one via his own insidey parts—Sofia Vergara sporting all kinds of interesting weaponry, and Mel Gibson as one of the movie’s villains doing what he does best: acting a little crazy.

Click on over to the other side to check out the red band trailer for Machete Kills. This one is very NSFW. You’ve been warned!

The team at Day Job, Etc. created this AWESOME cartoon short that takes Robert Rodriguez’s Mexican anti-hero, Machete, and puts him in his own 80’s style Saturday Morning cartoon called Machete: Get Ready!.

Check out the AWESOME vid here after the jump.

It took years of wondering whether director Robert Rodriguez would ever deliver the long-rumored sequel to 2005’s Sin City before the follow-up, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, was officially announced and began casting last year.

Fans waited a long, long time for that official announcement, and now they’re going to unfortunately have to wait a significant chunk of time longer. The next Sin City was originally scheduled for release on October 4, 2013, and that was exciting. But now comes word that The Weinstein Company has pushed the release date back to August 22, 2014.

Hola queridos lectores! That means, “Hello dear readers.” Gotta special little treat for you today. The first trailer for Machete Kills is now live and in full, lurid color.

You can check it out here below.

Director Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo introduce the trailer in Spanish and the narrator speaks the same language throughout the trailer, but fret not you proud hablantes de inglés because the rest of the trailer doesn’t require a Babel fish in your ear to understand. It’s a surprisingly bloodless preview, but Rodriguez is still bringing the crazy like gangbusters. A little violence here, some very pretty women there, and it’s all rounded off by a special appearance by Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States. He’s credited as “Carlos Estevez,” which all of you trivia buffs will recognize as Sheen’s birth name.

While not the most box office successful movie, Robert Rodriguez‘s From Dusk Till Dawn achieved cult status, and because of it, it will be going from the big screen to your TV, and I don’t mean an edited version of the film.

It’s being reported that the film is being adapted into a televised series under the El Rey Network Banner, which also happens to be Rodriguez’s latest creation, and owned by Univision. The English language Station will launch later this year, with From Dusk Till Dawn and another untitled show produced by Star Trek Into Darkness scribes Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci.